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on July 10, 2010, 8:57 am,
by Mookie Anderson
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I found this posted on CBS Sportsline and thought I’d share it with Minnesota Fans. The post titled “Top 10 Reasons The Vikngs will NOT Contend in 2010″ from someone named “Orton4Pres”
It starts:
After the washed up LaDainian Tomlinson rejected the Vikings, I think we all knew why: The Vikings are a one and done. As an educated and proficient football scholar, I can tell you that this is not conjecture, it is fact.
(note: Before you all come on here and tell me why the Broncos will not be good, know I already agree. They’re rebuilding…, the Vikings however are supposedly not in rebuild mode. But the fact is they should start now.)
The following are unbiased facts:
10) 3 Games last year were won on freak plays. Won’t happen again. (UM, THAT’S AN OPINION NOT A FACT)
9) The Vikings were recipients of one of the easiest schedules ever in the NFL playing most of their home games early against very weak team (Lions, Browns, Rams) and the tough games late. This was in contrast to the other divisonal teams who had incredibly tough away games early in the season. This was instrumental in the Vikings getting an early division lead and making the other teams have to play catch-up. Won’t happen again. (THE RAMS WHERE AN AWAY GAME… I WAS THERE… see picture)
The only team of consequence that the Vikings actually handled well late in the season was QB’b by the chokingest playoff QB ever in the history of the NFL (Cowboys / Tony Romo). (I THINK WE BITCH SLAPPED THE PACKERS TWICE?)
7) Brett Favre put up career numbers as the recipient of some of the most generous officiating ever in the NFL. He was MORE protected by the refs (and non-holding calls on his Oline) than even the princess herself: Tom Brady. (LATE HITS IN THE NFC TITLE GAME ANYONE?)
6) The Vikings lost 3 out of their last 5 games and if you include the playoffs, 4 out of their last 7 showing the trend towards (and reality of) a sub .500 team. (SO?)
5) Most of the tough games they played on the road, they lost. (Bears, Steelers, Cardinals, Panthers, Saints), and the tough games they had at home were barely won as squeakers (49ers, Ravens). (THE KILLED THE STEELERS & SAINTS PHYSICALLY THOUGH)
4) All of the Vikings divisonal rivals have gotten better already, with the draft still to come. Whereas the Vikings have gotten older and worse (losing Taylor) and now have an old beat up QB (if he comes back), and a nobody behind him other than Jamarcus… I mean Tavaris Jackson. Julius Peppers had a career day pounding Favre last year, and now he gets to face him twice a year. (SUBJECTIVE… MCKINNIE & HUTCH WERE BOTH HURT VS CAROLINA AND PEPPERS TOOK ADVANTAGE)
3) The Vikings still have huge holes in their already very weak secondary. It was repeatedly exposed on National television over the course of the season including being torched by the Drew Brees and the Saints, Kurt Warner and the Cardinals, and Jay Cutler and the Bears. (SUBJECTIVE)
2) The head coach knows very little about football. He’s kinda making it up as he goes and defers to more experienced playcallers like Favre… (SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE A WINNING RECORD IN THE NFL THOUGH)
And the #1 reason the Vikings suck….
1) Adrian Peterson is washed up. He can not hold on to a ball when there is contact, and now he’s too slow to evade contact. He only rushed for more than 100 yards 3x last year, and once was against the horrible Lions and the other was against the pathetic Browns. They have also lost the only back they had that actually “could” hold on to the ball in Chester Taylor. (I AM SO LAUGHING AT THIS STATEMENT)
Vikings 2010 record: 6-10. Book it. TOUGH SCHEDULE YES.. BUT THE BEARS, LIONS & PACKERS MAKE IT A WINNING SEASON AGAIN.